In Rock Star Ate My Hamster you play as eccentric manager Cecil Pitt, trying to turn a parody-filled lineup of musicians into global stars. Pick up to four rockers, buy them gear, book studio time, plan stunts, and drop singles – all through menu-driven choices. Each move advances the calendar, and your fame rises or falls on a graph. But beware: dodgy equipment, bizarre rockstar deaths, or going broke can end your path to stardom in the blink of an eye.