The Kingdom of Pigg
Once upon a time, in the darkest part of the Dark Age, there was a peaceful Kingdom filled with fat, happy Piggs.
These Piggs had a passion for one thing, and one thing alone: Donuts. The best, most famous donut shop in the Kingdom of Pigg was a little place called Dark Age Donut. Dark Age Donut was owned by three friends called the Power Piggs.
The Power Piggs
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Gilbert: The donut chef, and a master inventor to boot. He could fry up the tastiest cruller in the Kingdom, then make it seek, engage, and destroy an enemy.
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Lotta: Worked the register, and a donut crossbow, too.
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Bruno: The Bigg Pigg, the Hogg of Power, the undisputed leader of the Power Piggs, and official donut taster.
The Threat of Wolff
There was only one thing Bruno loved more than a good donut, and that was a good fight. He especially loved fighting the evil Wizzard of Wolff, and the Wizzard's band of ham-hungry minions.
But little did Bruno know, that he was about to face the biggest Wolff onslaught the Kingdom had ever seen.
The Assault
One morning, the Wizzard of Wolff gathered his forces on a hill above Dark Age Donut. "Once I've pan-fried those Power Piggs," the Wizzard shouted, "The Kingdom will be mine! All mine! There'll be bacon tonight, my boys!"
With that, the Wizzard loaded the last Wolff warrior into his catapult, and launched his devious and deadly assault.
Battle for Survival
Suddenly Wolffs came smashing through the windows of Dark Age Donut, and a mellow morning of donut-munching became a fur-flinging battle for survival. The jester cocked his deadly ninja arm, the swordsman lowered his sword... but Bruno was ready for them all. Or so he hoped.
Even Bruno, the greatest hero in the history of the Kingdom, had to wonder if he'd met his match this time. The Wizzard urged his forces on, screaming, "Go, my Wolffs, Go! And don't stop 'till you've got Bruno on a roasting-spit!"
The Fate of the Kingdom
And so the battle began. How it will end, nobody knows.
With your help the Power Piggs can be victorious. They can drive the Wizzard of Wolff from the Kingdom of Pigg forever. But if you fail, the Wizzard and his forces will be dining on roast pork tonight!