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As your most trusted friend, the frying pan is your hand-to-hand weapon when you have run out of ammo and energy. Damage is light, but goes to heavy as your health drops.

The knife is another good weapon when ammo and energy are at a minimum. Up close, you can chop enemies with the knife, or throw it if the monster is further away.

An up-close power tool weapon that delivers heavy damage.

This weapon fries your enemy with a high-energy laser bolt that monsters can't avoid when accurately aimed.

The flame thrower spews forth flaming petroleum, making it an ideal choice for barbecuing hordes of monsters at once.

A rapid-firing Gatling gun that is an effective air combat weapon, though its spread limits its usefulness at long distances.

This weapon has long-range capability with explosions that have an 'area' effect, but be careful as it can hurt you if a rocket explodes close by.

Your best weapon, the pulse gun fires a high-energy plasma stream, inflicting a world of pain on whatever it hits.

This weapon fires 'meat balls' that ricochet off walls and only detonate upon contacting flesh, including the player.

A multiple-warhead missile with a special trait that allows you to steer it from its point of view to seek out your target first hand.

The ugliest of creatures who flattened your soufflé, he smells bad and shoots worse.

A red dog who got wild from being kicked too many times; he is quick, hard to hit, and travels in packs.

A lovely sweetheart with double-barreled arms who only wants to shoot.

Mean and green with split personalities, this creature splits into two when shot and slimes you when you run.

A muscle-bound troll who digs down to grab rocks and hurls them at you in a wide spread.

A quick flying robot and ace dogfighter that may taunt you or unleash twin cannons.

A bat-like creature that can dogfight, featuring a small body and deadly firepower.

A little rover that is part robot, part Volkswagen, and all angry, ready to shoot.

A flying monster that flies straight at you in a deadly game of chicken rather than twisting and turning.

A floating eye with a jagged shell that acts as an air-mine, causing a big bang if it gets too close.

Small but fast, this creature can get under you to do lots of damage or throw you for a loop.

An invisible creature whose eyes are visible until damaged, at which point he reveals his true colors.

A devilish red creature that cruises the skies and shoots off his jaws at you.

A giant human-shaped mechanoid who roams like the king of the jungle without needing to transform.

Not really a monster, but nonetheless dangerous.

The ultimate and final monster, a giant arachnid that roams the final world and is extremely tough.

Use the Jump action to avoid enemy fire when in foot mode. If attacked from behind, use the Backflip to quickly turn around and face your enemies.

Aim your weapon at a monster by lining him up down the center of the screen, and hold B down to fire continuously.

Flying monsters are very difficult to hit with projectile weapons, so they are best engaged with the BFD90 or Wailing Gun.

Some monsters are immune to certain weapons.

Dead monsters usually have something to give you; move over their dead bodies to gain power-ups.

Look for unique markings or moving patterns on walls and other objects to find secrets.

Some levels change as a result of your actions, so pay attention to what you've done and where you've been.

If you are stuck, try everything such as jumping up and down, shooting the walls, or doing something else.

If you find a teleporter to the next level before fully exploring the current one, think twice before jumping in as there may be needed power-ups.

Monster intelligence is Dumb, toughness is Gimp, auto-targeting is Generous, map mode freezes game is Yes, weapon selection suspends monster fire is Leisurely, falling damage is Light, and jetpack fuel usage is None.

Monster intelligence is So-so, toughness is Average, auto-targeting is Normal, map mode freezes game is Yes, weapon selection suspends monster fire is Somewhat, falling damage is Medium, and jetpack fuel usage is Partial.

Monster intelligence is Smarter than you, toughness is One tough mo-fo, auto-targeting is Normal, map mode freezes game is No, weapon selection suspends monster fire is Not!, falling damage is Heavy, and jetpack fuel usage is Full.