MTV Celebrity Deathmatch

This medieval weapon slices and dices, and when your opponent has less than 25% health, you can start chopping off their arms.

Fully automatic and air cooled, this bad boy launches tennis balls that even Andre couldn't return.

This item was once used to blast through the earth for mining. Now, you can use it to blast through your opponents. Throw it at an opponent with less than 20% health, and laugh maniacally as their legs get blown away. Careful though, this thing has a short fuse.

This ancient weapon was once a revolutionary war innovation. Now, considering all the belt fed, fully automatic rifles the military employs, it's pretty useless - but in the Deathmatch Arena it is a fun way to get your point across.

It's a bit like swatting a fly with a sledgehammer, but in the Deathmatch Arena there's no such thing as overdoing it. Hit an opponent with less than 25% health if you think they no longer need their arms.

This ancient turkey hunting weapon is now a staple of Deathmatch entertainment. Careful though, these guns were made before they invented recoil buffers.

What good is a video game without some box in it. So here you go.

TIMMMBERRR!!!! If you want to hack up your opponent into a bloody stump that barely resembles a 2200 polygon figure anymore, this is the tool for you. It starts the chopping once your opponent is below 30% health.

Cures celebrity health by 10%.

Cures celebrity health by 25%.

Restores celebrities to full health and regenerates all dismembered limbs.

The celebrity rids their mind of distracting and negative thoughts and mentally reorganizes. The celebrity can now focus on the alleviation of pain from the body and takes less damage from their opponent.

A concoction of green tea leaves, LA smog, and the mad cow virus, this scientifically engineered substance temporarily enhances a celebrity's strength.

This stuff gives you wings. Once taken, a celebrity absorbs enough caffeine to make a quadruple shot of espresso seem like a glass of dirty water.

This magical wonder frees the inner-child of the celebrity from its worldly confines, thus allowing more meaningful relationships, a broader understanding of self and the ability to transcend time and space. Oh, it also makes your celeb's attacks unblockable.

The man you hate to love to hate.

Spellbinding, barbrawling witch.

The magic 8-ball says 'prepare to die!'

A robot twirling, missile blasting, bitch-slapping machine.

The hedgehog isn't afraid to show his talents.

This tough S.O.B will rock your world.

The most evil man in America can summon the power of the underworld.

The world's most downloaded woman is ready to upload an ass whoopin.

He can lay some bling-bling down on yo' ding-ding.

Brazen, busty, big-boned, and dangerous.

Tremble in the face of his mighty voice.

Just because he's cuddly, doesn't mean he won't kill ya.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's some serious tail kickin'.

He'll rip out your spine and play it like a keyboard.

Cruisin' Lover's Lane and bringin' the pain.

The king of drag queens will slam-dunk your ass.

He doesn't need a bodyguard to hold you back anymore.

Pity the fool who gets in the way of Mr. T.