Time Warp
Heeey Ren! I can hardly contain myself! Muddy Mudskipper is giving away a FREE time machine! All we have to do is send in 47 million proofs of purchase from Gritty Kitty™.
And I'm sure we could find some money while we're collecting Gritty Kitty proofs of purchase - oh pleeease, Ren. Pleeease, pleeease, pleeease!
Just think - if we had our very own time machine we could see great leaders, witness history in the making, we could even go back to previous episodes of our own show! C'mon Ren, we've got proofs of purchase to collect!
Stimpy, you're talking crazy, man - nobody ever wins stuff like this in contests! All right, Stimpy, I agreed to help you find your stupid Gritty Kitty proofs of purchase, but this is crazy!
Just going through our own backyard, we'll be stung by flies and mosquitoes, hit by water balloons and smacked by fence boards!
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Look for orange Gritty Kitty proofs of purchase.
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Look for money when you defeat enemies.
The Big City
Hey Ren, we made it to The Big City - there must be lots of Gritty Kitty bags here! Just watch out for falling walruses, diving seagulls and the Fire Chief!
Joy! I found some extra lives, rubber nipples, hidden bags of money and a beaver saw!
Look, Ren - happy helmets! If you put one on, you'll be so happy, you won't be able to defend yourself, pick anything up, or make complete sentences.
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To get a Happy Helmet off, bash your head against something hard (like a wall), but it will take away energy.
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Use a hammer to get a Happy Helmet off without losing energy.
Remember, Ren - unless we find 47 million proofs of purchase here, the game will end and we'll have to start over.
Maybe we can climb up to the rooftops to find all of the goodies there, but we must be careful - I've heard that at night when the moon is full the fearsome Crockostimpies crawl out of the sewers and roam the streets looking for food.
Crockostimpies?! My poor brainless pal, that's just a rumor made up to scare kids into eating lumpy oatmeal. There's no such thing - trust me, man, I know what I'm talking about.
The Time Machine
Happy, happy, happy! Ren, I can't believe it! We actually found all the proofs of purchase and earned our time machine!
Isn't it exciting? Here, Ren - you steer the time machine around the weird time phenomena and I'll fire the Toast-A-Matic cannons at the mosquitoes, hourglasses and other oddities.
The Haunted House
Stimpy, we've landed! And according to the time machine, we've traveled back to... homigosh! Last Monday! That's when we got trapped in that spooky graveyard!
We'll have to fight our way through all of these ghosts, ghouls and bats to make it to the mausoleum.
Muddy Mudskipper must have gotten mad at us for winning his time machine - now he'll try to change history and trap us so we're forever lost in time! Oh, no! What'll we do now, Ren?
Monkey See, Monkey Don't
Well, I'll be a monkey's dentures - Ren, we've come back to the same zoo we were in last week when we dressed up as monkeys.
First let's get out of this cage. Maybe we can find a key...
Watch out, Ren, those elephants are shooting peanuts and the monkeys don't seem happy to see us. Remember to get rid of any Muddy Mudskipper icons we find.
Oh, my! We can't jump off this cliff, Ren. If the Shaven Yak were here, he'd use his mystic canoe to sail across those Spiny Tree Lobsters to safety.
Mystic canoe?! Snap out of it, man! This is reality, not some sort of fantasy!
The Untamed World
Careful, Stimpy! We've traveled back to the dangerous Untamed World. We need to jump carefully from rock to rock or we're seagull bait!
Look out, those dark caves up ahead are filled with bats, blind albino cave Hoëks, and living dirt!
Keep going, Stimpy – even if we have to tunnel our way out with our incisors! Watch for any remaining Muddy Contamination – eliminate all you can, or Muddy Mudskipper will ruin our future – keeripes! We could end up penniless living in a trailer park!
We have to make it past wild animals and the dreaded Pit to Nothing to find the time machine and make one last time trip to our present. The more Muddy Contamination we can eliminate and the more money we collect, the bigger our celebration can be!