Trouble on Klown Planet
Uh oh, big trouble on Klown Planet! Blackjack, the infamous space pirate, has kidnapped King Klown's beautiful daughter, Princess Honey!
BJ plans to hold her captive on his Pirate Planet until King Klown abdicates his throne and crowns Blackjack as King of Klown Planet! What a mess!
The frantic King Klown sends out a royal decree to the bravest, smartest, strongest, most courageous hero in the land to save his daughter. Unfortunately, he was busy, so Kid Klown answered the plea for help.
Ever since Kid Klown was a scrawny, awkward, uncoordinated little boy, he wanted to be a hero. Now that Kid's a scrawny, awkward, uncoordinated young man, he has his big chance to prove himself! Help Kid save the day!
Stage 1: Forest
What a beautiful, serene forest... that is if you don't count the gauntlet of booby traps and obstacles Blackjack has placed between Kid Klown and the only bridge across the canyon.
Rolling logs will squash him, cannons will blast him, trees will trip him and banana peels will slip him, but Kid's got to make haste anyway, 'cause the bridge has a big bomb on it waiting to explode! Hurry, Kid Klown!
Stage 2: Town
Blackjack and Kid Klown have come to town and the town just ain't big enough for the two of them. Kid's got to watch out for falling flower pots, construction sites, and zooming traffic in this crazy town.
Blackjack's also got a big bomb on Main Street that'll cause Kid a world of hurt if it goes off. Move it, Kid Klown!
Stage 3: Volcano
Ever run an obstacle course on an active volcano? Well, I haven't either, but Kid Klown's gotta!
Watch for falling boulders, flowing lava, and bursts of flame while you race to extinguish a bomb that will destroy the mountain path! Step on it, Kid Klown!
Stage 4: Ice
Arriving at the peak of Ice Mountain, Kid's got a slippery trip down to the bottom. Boy, what he wouldn't give for a pair of skis!
That's okay, though, his big Klown feet will work fine for a little snow stompin'. Watch for falling icicles, big blocks of ice, oh, and try to keep from sliding off the mountain looking for the quick way down! Hustle, Kid Klown!
Stage 5: Cave
Deep within the twisted catacombs beneath the volcano lies a shortcut that will get Kid closer to his goal! Beat the fuse to keep Blackjack's big bomb from bringing the cave ceiling crashing down!
Be careful, though, they say these tunnels are haunted. You're really close to Princess Honey now, Kid! You can hear her yelling "Hurry, Kid Klown!"