The Story So Far
Are you ready for this? Number One of the Top Ten Most Bizarre Things To Happen This Year: Garth has been kidnapped! No Way, you say? Hway!!
It all begins down at Noah's Arcade, where Wayne and Garth are engrossed (with a capital G) in a most heinous game called Zantar. All of a sudden there's a blinding flash, and KA-BOOM! The two find themselves inside the game! In the wink of an eye, the hapless Garth is inhaled by Zantar, the gelatinous cube - a pixelated purple putridosity of the first degree! Before our stunned hero can react, Zantar is gone... and Garth along with him. And now you, Wayne Campbell, must heartily rescue your excellent sidekick from a fate most unbecoming!
A Warped Reality
But as you make your way through your familiar and beloved hangouts in search of Garth, you'll notice something disturbingly different. This world is a twisted, warped distortion of reality as you know it!
Armed with your mighty guitar and the power to Schwing, you must brave the surrealistic perils of Kramer's Music Store, Stan Mikita's Donut Shop, the Gasworks nightclub and suburbia.
There, you will spar with such dweeboids as monster bagpipes, accordions and kazoos (shyeah, rright!), spewing coffee cups and dangerous disco balls (as if!), hair-whipping headbangers and the strange Psycho Hose Beast (way!) Hello? Are you worthy to face this mega-challenge without blowing chunks? Then party on, my friend, to the most excellent finish!
Starting Up
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To start the game, press the Start Button (don't get mental now).
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To pause the game, press the Start Button (you're going to have to cope, okay).
Level Four: Suburbia
Suddenly, Wayne finds himself back in his old neighborhood. (Shyeeeaahh RRiiggghhtt!) The streets look familiar, the mailboxes, fire hydrants, street lights...they look the same, but somehow different.
Could it be because they are floating in the air about a million miles away from the ground? Likely. Wayne is closer than ever to finding his buddy, but the bizarreness isn't over yet.
Level Four Adversaries
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Garbage Cans — Bounce action again (reminiscent of soup whiff). •
Lawn Sprinklers — We're schwinging in the rain...!
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Mail Boxes — Generally larger and more aggressive than female boxes.
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Suck Cut Guy — Not my hair, you gimp!
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Wires — Remember these from the music store? (if at first you don't succeed... fry, fry again).