The Year of the Cheese
It is the Year of the Cheese. The Comet of Infinite Possibilities has returned to the skies of Lyr, bringing with it a titillating je ne sais quoi.
Encased within the comet is a rudimentary force of nature, a source of magic so elemental and unlimited that to possess it would be to wield supreme, infinite, everlasting power.
Nikki's Quest
Young Sorceress Nikki craves this power. She has grown and her desires have sprouted, along with her means to achieve them.
Nikki is too busy to study magic in a library. Instead, she decided to cut corners and snatch the comet's legendary power.
Fargus
The years have not been kind to Nikki's bosom buddy, Fargus. After several laboratory "mishaps" and the infamous Pancake Incident, Fargus's maturation took a downturn.
He spends his days and nights riding his hobby-horse Big Ernie and cackling uncomfortably. He also looted a new outfit from the Liberace collection.
Nikki on Fargus
Nikki explains: "Fargus is a freak, but in a good way. He's proud of his violent, maniacal side."
"He can't even tie his shoes, but he can build a thermonuclear bomb from common household items and set a fortress on fire before you can say Werner von Braun. He may be an idiot savant, but he's got great hair."
Sid
Fargus's sour sidekick, the armless, legless, buttless Sid, is reportedly the lost sole of an ancient warrior. He can cross verbal wits with the best of them.
Sid would like to dump Fargus and get closer to Nikki.
Goon Queen Zorrscha
In Lyr, the Goon Queen Zorrscha has enslaved the entire Goon Empire with her evil seductive charms. She is using this cheap, expendable, non-union labour to construct a fleet of rockets.
Her goal is to fly to the mystic comet in her personal quest for the mythic power.
Zorrscha on Nikki
Zorrscha was heard to hiss: "That red-haired trollop and her moronic, tastelessly dressed lapdog are only going to find death and torture if they follow me."
"Don't get too big for your spandex, Nikki."
The Race is On
The race is on to stop the evil empress from plundering the comet's magic and perverting its power to her twisted desires of bringing freedom and happiness to the land.
It's up to Nikki and Fargus to put an end to the odious, hateful, despicable and hair-color challenged Queen's unwanted benevolence. Only you can help them keep it together.
Hang on to your goodies!