The Pollution Crisis
It was a dark and stormy night at the strange new science lab built high in the hills above Takey Dump, the world's largest landfill. Other than this unusual storm, all was well in the world. This was not the case just a short time ago.
The world had come dangerously close to being buried in its own garbage and pollution. All was saved when local mad scientist, Professor Stinkbaum, invented a device that could trans-exist the world's pollution to another dimension; a dimension that had come to be known as Dimension X-crement. Everything was running well and there had been no complaints. That is, until now.
A Hero Undercover
An out-of-practice super-hero known as Boogerman left his mansion and identity as eccentric millionaire Snotty Ragsdale to work at the lab and re-enter the exciting world of crime-fighting, mystery-solving, and floor-sweeping. He took the job as janitor so he could keep a close eye on the lab until he could confirm the safety of the operation and find out exactly where the pollution was going.
He had a bad feeling about this latest solution to the world's problems and the lab was in need of a good cleaning anyway. This night his suspicions would come true.
The Snotrium Fuse
The process of trans-existing pollution to another dimension relies upon a very special fuse constructed of an isotope of an extremely rare element known as Snotrium 357. This crystalline structure of absurdly great power converts waste into a particle beam and fires it into the direct center of a Cosmic Oriented Mal-extruding Misanthropic Occular Nimbus Warping Astrophysical Space and Time Erradicating basket, better know as a C.O.M.M.O.N. W.A.S.T.E. basket.
It was this crystal fuse that worried Snotty. Could its power be used for evil as well as for good? In the wrong hands it could be used to commit the most hideously heinous of humanly crimes.
A person in possession of such power could jaywalk across a street, drive in a carpool lane without passengers, or even spit on the sidewalk without getting caught. Oh, the horror! This night the unthinkable HAPPENS...
Flatulent Swamps
Totally nauseating, dude! You'll have to watch where you step here. These swamps are filled with the foulest substances in Dimension X-crement.
Trudge through the sludge, wade in the glade, and hope you don't sink in the stink. You can cut the cheese but can you cut the mustard to make it through these haunted bogs?
The Pits
This world will make your skin crawl. It'll make your hair stand on end. It'll make you want to puke.
Run the length of intestinal tracts as you wind your way through fleshy fields of hairs, moles, and EEEWWW! What's that thing? Do you have the GUTS to go for the glory?
Boogerville
This is a quiet little town as pretty as a peach. SNOT! Forget about the enemies, even the buildings can be fatal. These goblins are certainly not architects, unless they studied under the stooges.
The last time they tried to take out the trash they gave up and just moved. It's an interesting place to visit but you wouldn't want to live there. Can you defeat Booger Meister's army of nose goblins? Wait and see for yourself! Nyuk yuk yuk. Mucous Mountains
Oozing with goo, Mucous Mountains are home to a bunch of butt-heads. They don't take kindly to unexpected guests dropping in but they're sure to help you drop off.
You can spring your way to the top but be careful not to fall. At this height, it's no time to take a trip. Hang in there. Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill or you're sure to fall flat.
Nasal Caverns
This place is nothing to sneeze at. Lakes of fresh green snot flow beneath, formed by post nasal drips that seem to ooze from everywhere.
Watch out for the stalactite goblins. They like to drop by now and then. Don't get caught in the snot and blow it or you'll get snuffed.
Pus Palace
You'll just have to wait and see for yourself.