GEX's Origin
In a few days, GEX was parked in front of his TV, munching from a nearby bowl of flies. He was in the middle of flipping through channels to see what was on. “Nope, nope, nope,” he droned, as he clicked the remote again and again, surfing through reruns of Kung Fu theater, a wacky cartoon, and an old Indiana Jones movie. Those shows were so boring. He'd already seen all of them at least a million times. He was ready for something different.
Frustrated, GEX started clicking all the remote's buttons rapid-fire, speeding through the channels in a super-fast blur. While he was clicking and kicking back, a fly buzzed by. GEX flicked out his tongue and - gulp! - down it went. But the fly was in reality a metallic transmitter. GEX was “bugged.”
Suddenly, GEX's remote jammed and the TV blanked. A huge hand shot out of the screen, grabbed GEX by the neck and . . .
ZZZZZZTTT TTTT!
The Media Dimension
Just like that, GEX had been yanked through his TV into the Media Dimension. The cold claw belonged to Rez, who had hooked GEX with a bugged fly.
Rez was the lord of the Media Dimension. He now intended to make GEX the new network mascot. “Out with the peacock, in with the gecko!”
GEX could only escape by getting his paws on the remote controls hidden throughout the Media Dimension. Once he had the remotes, he could destroy the TV sets that blocked the exits and were the portals into the next worlds. GEX had to find the last remote, blow up the last TV in the last world and make it home . . . or spend the rest of his gecko life as a bronzez network mascot!
Network Mascot... Not!
GEX's Natural Talents
Without knowing it, GEX has been practicing all his life for this gig! He's got that tail whip down, thanks to years of batting pineapples around with his local ball club, the Molokai Scalers. And how about that tongue lash? Slick, eh?
You don't get that good without racking up the hours at the Poi Boy sushi bar, especially if the sushi's got eight legs. Jumping, wall crawling, face sticking - GEX's natural talents have been honed by years of hanging out with his lizard pals from Diamond Head. Yep, GEX is ready ... for the most whacked-out TV episode of his life!
Worlds to Explore
GEX hurtles through the Media Dimension, back to the time and place when Abbott and Costello met Frankenstein. GEX is caught in a creepy horror flick alive with Franken-geckos, mad slasher's, crazy tomatoes and other Fright Night foes. Slime, fog... an exorcism in the offing! Better check your calendar, 'cuz you're stuck on Friday the 13th.
Toon Town this ain't! GEX battles cheesy characters from those crack-of-dawn Saturday a.m. cartoons. Retired heroes and those out-of-work 'toon slouchers line up to take a swipe at GEX. There's nothing like getting a safe dropped on your head. Itchy & Scratchy, eat each other's heart out!
Go native! Feel the beat of the bongos. GEX stalks through a malaria factory packed with carnivores and cannibals (who like the taste of gecko better than chicken), moving walls, hidden booby traps and breakaway bridges. You may have named the dog Indy . . . but there's a gecko with the same hat.
There's nothing like getting hung up in Channel 26. Fighting your way through moronic martial arts scenes is bad enough, but can't they get that voice track in sync? It's Big Trouble in Little China with ninjas, samurai geckos, sumo wrestlers . . . enough is enough. Walk softly, little grasshopper, and whip a fast tail!
A world beyond insanity takes center stage. Vast installations of alien hi-tech circuitry fume with electrical force! Energy geysers leap from pulsating waves of liquid television. This is the twisted reality where network programs are chosen. At last, GEX confronts Rez himself in a battle that will decide the fate of the universe . . . and more importantly, whether a gecko will be next season's network mascot!