About the Game
The severe fun of Incredible Crisis is all about maintaining your sanity as you help Taneo's family get home in time for Grandma's Birthday. It's a happy day and the worst day of their life, as they endure hundreds of hilarious and cardiac arrest inducing dilemmas.
You'll laugh, cry, freak out, and perhaps soil your shorts, while your mental and physical reflexes are put to the test. The controls are simple, but thumb and forefinger injury is still a risk.
Be warned, this game is severely fun and may cause obsessive compulsive behavior, if not nervous disorders and/or involuntary twitches. Enjoy severe fun.
Taneo Tanamatsuri
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my story: I am a simple man. I don't ask for much, only that I'm left alone to mind my own business, perform my family duties and to do my job with as little effort as possible. But ever since I was a little boy I've had to cope with the day to day pressures that life sets at my feet. In my next life, I hope to be a turtle, sloth or cow.
Etsuko Tanamatsuri
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my story: I don't consider myself to be a thrill seeker, but I do like my life to have a surprise or two. My life is like a balloon that could pop in 2 breaths, or get's bigger until I can't breath anymore. Then I must be careful because I know it's going to pop at any second, but then it doesn't, but then it does and I'm surprised. I just hope that my balloon won't pop and that Taneo will get a promotion soon.
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name: etsuko tanamatsuri
Ririka Tanamatsuri
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my story: I'm like, a big believer in fate and stuff. While one person's world can be an oyster, another's can be like a sack of onions. It's like, you know, quantum physics dictate that my sneeze today could cause a tsunami in Portugal a year from now. That's why I'm like, a big believer in fate and stuff, see? It's my destiny to know this.
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name: ririka tanamatsuri
Tsuyoshi Tanamatsuri
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my story: People think that I act older than I really am. Maybe it is because I am so mature for my age. My sister tells me that they broke the mold when they created me. And she is right. One day I will be a famous rock star and a bug collector. But first I have to get a haircut.
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name: tsuyoshi tanamatsuri