Cow Abduction
For centuries, aliens have visited planets in search of intelligent life. For years, Jim's had an unbridled passion for cows. Now those two ideologies will meet in an epic clash.
Jim, known to cows as the Brahman Brahma, can never say no to a bovine in need. Help him save cows from alien abduction. Round them up and get 'em back to the barn before the aliens steal them for their nefarious schemes.
Mutant superpowered Penguins and transforming udder ships challenge Jim at every step of the way. Hurry, the longer it takes, the farther Psy-Crow and the Princess get away!
If Jim fails, the cows will be used for inhumane scientific experiments like:
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Where exactly on a cow is the 'tenderloin'?
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"A statistical analysis of funny looking clothes that Herefords hate to wear, in order of increasing irritation" - type research papers.
ProTip: Like in AB1, you can jump while holding a farm animal. But, since some of the platforms aren't stable, you'll need to hurry when standing on one.
ISO 9000
Psy-Crow has tricked Jim onto the planet of paperwork! Now, he's got to run over piles of paperwork, past sneaky file cabinets, and evade the masked lawyers and accountants who will stop at nothing to get him to properly fill out his ISO 9000 forms. These forms are required to renew his class 'C' pocket-rocket pilot's license.
Deeper and deeper into the archives, to where the mighty blast furnaces and printing presses await. Will the nightmare never end? Will he ever find the right form?
Where can he find the exit door? Will he become permanently filed? Is he in the right office? Which one was the dumb one, Lenny or George? I can never remember...
ProTip: Grab the mice to start the machinery. Then, watch out for the sneaky file cabinets. How can you get past them? The answer can be found in drawer number two.