What Has Gone Before
It's not every day that three Viking warriors find themselves imprisoned aboard an alien spaceship, and it's certainly not every day that they trounce their alien kidnapper and come swaggering home in triumph. It was some time before Olaf, Baleog, and Erik's egos deflated, but eventually life returned to normal in their small northern village.
Or nearly so. After their wild extraterrestrial adventures, the three brothers found themselves discontented with their former calm Viking lives.
Baleog the Fierce
Dissatisfied with his job as senior polar bear wrangler, Baleog the Fierce auditioned for the Nordic Gladiators but stomped out in disgust when he was barred from bringing his own weaponry. It was then that Baleog realized his responsibility to pass on his skills to the next generation of Vikings.
He formed Baleog's School of Plunder, with a popular curriculum focusing on Pillaging, Plundering, and Setting Things On Fire. He became famous throughout Scandinavia for a brilliant lecture course entitled Geat-Crushing In Three Easy Steps:
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Step One: Select a Geat.
He then went on a tour promoting his book *Stalking The Wild Geat* and its wildly successful sequel *Just What IS A Geat, Anyway!*
Olaf the Stout
Olaf the Stout decided to pursue his dream of becoming a sumo wrestler and set off in search of the Land of the Rising Sun. He made it as far as the Land of the Noonish Sun before he turned back. This was not because the journey was too tough, but because he couldn't find lasagna anywhere beyond the Mediterranean.
Instead, he returned sheepishly home to his family and devoted himself to instructing his children in the arts of swordsmanship, looting, thundering, and making decent goat cheese. Both of his daughters now attend the Baleog School of Plunder. Olaf is especially proud of his eldest, Gerda, who has achieved the rank of Honorary Valkyrie and can out-eat her dad any day of the week.
Olaf has appeared on "Lifestyles Of The Large & Bearded" and is busy working on a Combat Frisbee, although the neighbors insist that the idea will never fly.
Erik the Swift
Erik the Swift's experiences in outer space left him bored with village life. He ended up with the mystic Order of the Leaping Mountain Goat, where he finally learned peace, enlightenment, and how to eat a tin can whole.
In fact, Erik emptied his mind so thoroughly that he then spent months wandering around dazed and confused, sculpting fjords out of mashed potatoes and believing he was an iguana. He regained his memory after several self-inflicted knocks on the head whilst attempting to ram open a can of tuna.
He swiped a ship and hurried home to the village, where he was warmly greeted by his brothers. Olaf was especially thrilled to discover that his own journey had not been the most ridiculous one in the history of the village, after all.
A Fateful Morning
Early one fine Thor's-Day morning the three brothers set out together in their ship, the Ragnarok. Baleog wanted to do a little light plundering, while Olaf felt like fishing. The argument was settled peacefully when Erik wisely sided with Olaf, after Olaf threatened to pick him up by the braids and throw him overboard.
After some good-natured brawling on the foredeck, the trio settled down to enjoy the cold, clear morning. They waited for the sun to rise so that they could bait the fishing lines without sticking hooks through their fingers in the darkness.
The Return of Tomator
Little do our heroes know that a specter from their past is stalking them high above. It is Tomator, their alien captor of years before. Though their last encounter was only a year ago for the Vikings, to the time-travelling Tomator his stinging defeat occurred only last week, and he wants revenge.
Fortunately, for an alien evil genius, Tomator is pretty sloppy. Once again, his ship malfunctions just as the three Norsemen are in his grasp, and this time, the Viking brothers are ready.
They've grabbed some of Tomator's high-tech equipment and they know exactly what they have to do to get back to their homes and families: find Tomator and beat the snot out of him!
The Journey Ahead
Will the Vikings find their way home across time and space? Will Erik lead his brothers to safety without bonking himself back into thinking he's an iguana? Will Olaf be reunited with his wife and daughters? Will Baleog ever get a date with Freya, that Valkyrie babe on the "Resume Game" screen? Stay tuned...