Journal Entry: November 7, 1999
Never could I have imagined that studying Flange Orbits with Kurt would lead to this. It was supposed to be a five-day mission, but we've been in my home-built spaceship for years.
The Flange Orbits weren't as interesting as I thought, so I had plenty of time for other inventions. Kurt was getting sullen about missing his TV shows.
My first project was a robot to help with chores. Unfortunately, a programming error caused it to run amok, and Kurt had to blast it.
After the robot, I created a genetically-engineered worker dog. I named him Bones, though Kurt calls him Max. He turned out well, despite having six arms.
Bones was the one who first noticed the streams. We spotted them on the outer fringes of the solar system.
When the first stream hit Earth, we realized what they were. A mysterious alien race called "Streamriders," led by Gunter Glut, are using these streams to attack inhabited worlds.
They've sent huge mobile mining cities down to Earth, seemingly after the potato crop or rich mineral deposits. They are running over cities, leaving scorched ground.
Earth's defenses are shattered. Max, Kurt, and I are humanity's only hope. I've elected Kurt as hero, equipped with my inventions and Max's help.
"The Suit"
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Very tender skin (but no rash)
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Filled with tiny safe specks
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Remember always have safe specks
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Will not work if punctured
The Shock Blocker
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Will not work if liquid is pink
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If it's pink you're DEAD.
Kurt's Instruction Manual by Dr. Fluke Hawkins
All right my boy, let's get started. I have assembled a few bits and pieces for you.
Dr. Hawkins "Amazing" Coil Suit
Due to hostile environments and aliens shooting at anything that moves, I thought you could use mobile armor plating that doesn't chafe. This is a special and tough suit.
Dr. Hawkins "Ineffable" Sniper Gun
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Press the Select button to activate.
You can attach the chain-gun to your faceplate, and it morphs into a long-range sniper gun. This is another one of my almost-tested inventions. It was originally for bird spotting, but I merged it with my sniper rifle.
The automatic target and firing system wasn't helpful for birds. But, as you know, some of the best inventions come from failed attempts.
The sniper gun has been modified for maximum control. Once locked into position, you can zoom in on goobers and blast them.
MAX
Bones keeps nagging me to go with you, but I decided he should stay here. Who knows the mayhem he would cause? Besides, without his help, the sniper gun wouldn't have the three "Bullet Cams" above the crosshairs.
Bullet Cam "Ineffable Sniper Gun"
We built a mini camera on the end of each projectile, so you can view its path of destruction. Be careful, such close devastation can get pretty gory.
Mission: Deliver Kindness (or Stop the Big Mine Crawlers)
Intelligence Report
Our intelligence sources (me and Bones/MAX) indicate each Mining City has a master "driver." To stop the destruction, you must get to the end of the city and revoke his license, or rather, blow his brains out.
This should stop the Miner's rampaging path of devastation and send them back through the stream.
Time Considerations
The longer you take to complete your mission, the more people will die. No pressure, though. Just focus on the job and push those roaming alien slime-buckets off our planet.
If you fail (not that you will, Bones and I have confidence in you), I can get right to work on my Mars Colonization Project. It's just a backup! You'll do fine.
Entry
Your initial departure involves an extended free fall into Earth's atmosphere. The suit protects you from re-entry burns, but you must avoid enemy radar detection. If they lock on, you'll hit the ground as ashes.
Extraction
I haven't figured out how to get you back up here yet. With all the inventing, planning, and redesigning, I haven't gotten to it. The good news is that by the time you stop the Streamrider invasion, I should have this last kink figured out.
If you can handle all of the above, you're ready to go.
The World's Most Interesting Bomb
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O button to use/activate
This technology came from my research in motivating children to eat vegetables. Now it's useful for popping off alien invaders' heads. Just toss the bomb and watch them run to it!
They may be ruthless scavengers, but they can't avoid the bomb's alluring elements. I've added sections that resemble the aliens themselves, so you won't fall under its hypnotic spell.
If I come up with anything else, I'll have you test it "in the field." I'll try to make a holographic projector to give you clues about weapon functions. All weapons will passively or aggressively separate invaders from their living status.
Well, Kurt, it's all up to you now. Don't worry about Bones and me