Bosc's Address
LONG HAVE THE HUMANS SAT FAT AND SAFE ON THEIR SHINY BLUE PLANET... WHILE WE - THE TRUE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE HAVE BEEN BANISHED TO THIS HELL-HOLE KNOWN AS THE 5TH DIMENSION!! WELL, NOW IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
USING OUR PAN-DIMENSIONAL MALLET, WE WILL PUNCH A HOLE IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM, CREATING A BRIDGE TO EARTH! AND NO ONE WILL DARE STAND IN OUR WAY!! Blasto's Mission
AT THE MOMENT, THE ONLY HOPE THE HUMAN RACE HAS FOR SURVIVAL RESTS ON THE VERY WIDE SHOULDERS OF BLASTO-SPACE EXPLORER, WEAPON FREAK AND ALL-AROUND ALIEN ERADICATOR. HE'S JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS: A UNIVERSAL PATRIOT WHO WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO RID THE UNIVERSE OF SLIMY GREEN ALIENS. PSYCHOLOGICALLY UNSTABLE? MAYBE. TRIGGER HAPPY? POSSIBLY. EARTH'S LAST CHANCE? DEFINITELY! URANUS IS ON THE LINE AND BLASTO'S HERE TO SAVE IT!
Blasto's Thoughts
BLASTO WE NEED YOU!
AS A FAMOUS WEB-SLINGER WOULD SAY, "MY SPIDER SENSE IS TINGLING!" EITHER THAT, OR I'VE GOTTEN ANOTHER LEECH BETWEEN MY BUTT CHEEKS!!
Episodes
Uranian Space Port
BLASTO'S THRUSTMASTER XMP SKYROCKET LANDS AT A HIDDEN STRUCTURE SOMEWHERE IN THE URANIAN ASTEROID BELT. THIS 3 LEVEL SPACE-PORT IS BEING USED AS A FORWARD COMMAND POST FOR BOSC AND HIS HORDE OF ALIEN SCUM. Objective
BLASTO DOESN'T WANT TO SCRATCH UP HIS THRUSTMASTER'S NEW PAINT JOB, SO THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY DOWN TO URANUS FROM HERE-AND THAT'S IN BOSC'S PERSONAL ESCAPE POD (E-POD), CUNNINGLY HIDDEN NEAR A LARGE "EXIT" SIGN.
Alienville
ALIEN TOWERS AND GENERATOR TUBES GREET BLASTO AS HE EMERGES FROM THE "PAN-DIMENSIONAL CROSSING MACHINE" ALIENVILLE IS PART ALIEN BARRACKS, PART MASSIVE GENERATOR, AND PRODUCES THE HUGE POWER NECESSARY TO PUNCH A HOLE THROUGH SPACE AND TIME. Objective
FIND THE JETPAK HIDDEN SOMEWHERE IN THIS ALIEN WARREN, AND USE IT TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE UPPER LEVELS. YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK-BOSC IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER, BUT HOW THE HECK DO YOU GET PAST THAT DARNED SNARF?
Uranian Dunes
RED SAND DUNES DISAPPEAR INTO THE DISTANT HAZE, WHERE THREE ALIEN MOONS SIT LOW IN THE SKY, THERE IS NOTHING AROUND FOR MILES... EXCEPT THAT 10 FOOT, BLUE, PLUCKED, ALIEN CHICKEN...
Objective
CAPTURE AND BEND "KAY EFCEE" TO YOUR WILL, WHILE TRYING TO FIND HOW BOSC IS GETTING HIS TROOPS TO AND FROM URANUS. The Spire Maze
TWISTED SPIRES REACH IMPOSSIBLY INTO THE SKY WITH PRECARIOUSLY-BALANCED PLATFORMS ARE PERCHED AT THE TOP. LEAP FROM ONE PLATFORM TO THE NEXT, ALL THE WHILE KEEPING YOUR TRUSTED BLAST-O-MATIC BLAZING AND YOUR TEETH GLEAMING. Objective
REACH THE END OF THE SPIRES AND FIND AN ANCIENT VOLCANO REPUTED TO HOUSE BOSC'S FORTRESS.
Blasto's Query
+ ...NOW WHERE DID I LEAVE THAT ESCAPE POD?